…a very important client was eating Peanut M&Ms. He shared a couple with each person at the table.
“Oh, green m&m’s…it must be lucky today!” one woman said.
Then, he responded, and I kid you not:
“No, green m&m’s mean you’re horny. Haven’t you ever heard that before?”
I couldn’t help but laugh, especially because this guy? A total DILF.